Eren vs the Colossal Douchebag

Eren vs the Colossal Douche Bag is the fourth short to be released by Tom Andre on his channel of the same name, and it is a clip from the fifth episode of the first season and details erens attack on the colossal titan during its attack on the outer gate of Trost District, and during this encounter the Colossal Titan spews insults at Eren by calling him a pussy and an Indiana Jones knock off.

Transcript
Colossal Titan: NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE A BISCUIT I BOUT TO BEAT THE PILLOWCASE OUT YO WEAK ASS

(Eren jumps out of the way of the Colossal Titans attack while he destroys the cannons)

Colossal Titan: THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE LEGOLAND. LET MY IMAGINATION GROOWW!!!

(brief pause of surprise from Eren)

Colossal Titan: SMOKE SCREEN NIGGA!!

(Eren shoots a harpoon into the the colossal titans muscle)

Colossal Titan: DID YOU JUST THINK OF HARPOONIN' ME?! OR WAS IT THE WIND. NIGGA YOU AIN'T INDIANA JONES, LOOK AT THIS MOTHAFUCKA TRYNA BE LARA CROFT. YOU GOT THE PUSSY, BUT YOU AINT GOT THA SKILL!

Eren: (Grunting noise)

Colossal Titan: YEAH GET THAT MOTHAFUCKKIN CHRONIC EY-

Eren: Oh my god!! The SMELL! ITS SP PUNGENT

Colossal Titan: IM HIGH AS FUCK RIGHT NOW

Eren: GET MORE BREATH.

Colossal Titan: DADADADAD ITS THE MOTHERFUCKIN' COLOSSAL NIGGA

Eren: (Screaming as he attacks)

(Eren swings his swords but finds the colossal Titan has disappeared and that there's a hole in the wall)