Connie's Angry Rooftop

Connie's Angry Rooftop is a short that was published on Tom Andre's channel on the 18th August 2014 and which has its footage taken from the later part of Episode 07: War Goddess which depicts Connie, Mikasa and Armin arguing about various things such as sexual impotence, Mikasa sexual attraction to a Titan and even Mikasa's "Scarf Disease"

Transcript
Mikasa: He's not like the others... He's so strong... and muscly... and hot!

Connie: Mikasa! It's a titan. It's literally a giant, dickless Ken doll with an emo haircut.

Mikasa: Well you guys talk shit about girls all the time. Why is it that when I talk about a guy suddenly it's not okay?

Connie:  Yeah! Those are human, women, not titans! No one here wants to fuck a titan but you Mikasa!

Armin: A giant ravenous woman bent on the destruction of mankind? Speak for yourself Connie.

Mikasa: I never said that I wanna bang a Titan!

Connie: Doesn't matter. You fantasizing about the titan is just wrong.

Mikasa: Oh yeah? Well it's not like I've got many options. Tell me. what's a girl supposed to dream about? You Connie? With your little dwarf biceps? Or... Armin!?

Armin: YES!

Connie: No!

Armin: The Bangmaster

Connie: No!

Mikasa: Just look at him... That chiseled chest... That rebellious face.

Connie: Oh yeah! Look at that! Maybe if your real naughty emo titan might spank you with that ratty scarf.

Mikasa: Oh my god yes that would be so hot!

Connie: Wait. Mikasa, when was the last time you washed that thing.

[Mikasa is silently dreaming about it]

Connie: Mikasa!

Mikasa: What!

Connie: When was the last time you washed that scarf?

Mikasa: Never.

Connie: What?!

Armin: I feel like a dirty little vacuum cleaner.

Connie: You're telling me that for at least 5 years you haven't washed or changed that scarf once?!

Mikasa: It was given to me by someone special. Now shut up I'm trying to mentally picture something.

Connie: Jesus fucking Christ! Can you imagine how dirty that thing is? It must be crawling with every kind of bug possible.

Armin: Ruffletrump

Mikasa: It warms the darkness of my soul! Got anything like that Connie?

Connie: No. But at least I'm not like captain smallpox blanket here, walking along with my dirty rags like some mangy fucking dog! How many kids have you killed from scarf-disease?

Armin: That scarf's probably saturated with their dead skin cells. Mikasa! Please! Let me get a whiff.

Mikasa: Both of you fuck off! I have fantasies to think about.

Armin: But Mikasa!

Connie: Face it Armin! None of us are getting what we want today.

Armin: But... But... I AM A STEAMING CAULDRON OF SEXUAL NEEDS AND DESIRES RIGHT NOW!

Mikasa: Shut up Armin I'm trying to fucking concentrate!

Connie: And what about me? I came here because I want you!

Mikasa: And I want that Titan!

Armin: And I want a wool sack! Oh shit. Did I just say that out loud?

Connie:  I knew it Mikasa. You do want to fuck a Titan.

Mikasa: You know what Connie? Yeah, I do. I wanna bang that Titan so hard and I want you to watch. Just so you can see what you're missing!

Connie: You say that like its a drawback.

Mikasa: Go fuck yourself!

[*click*, *inhales gas*]

Connie: Oh look at me, my name's Mikasa and I can't control my raging ovaries

Mikasa: Ok I'm done. Say one more word goddamnit. I will fucking kill you! Say one more word.

[silence]

Mikasa: That's what I thought.

[zoom in on Connie with a smirk on his face]

Connie: Bitch.