Attack of the Ascot Man

This short is taken form episode 6 of the first season of A Slap On Titan and features Eren, Mikasa and the Ascot Man as main characters. It comes straight after Eren has murdered two of Mikasa's kidnappers when one of the kidnappers in an ascot appears behind him.

It was received very well with a high like ratio on the video and a total of 148,000 views on the YouTube video.

Transcript
(open on Mikasa's face)

Eren: Are you hurt? Can you move?

(Flashback) Woooooh!

Mikasa: There was one more.

Eren: What?

Ascot Man: WHAT DA FUCK?! Fuck You Eren! I'm gonna Eat Cho Soul! I'm Gonna to annihilate you Kid! ou See This Fuckin' Ascot I'm Wearing!? This Mah Child Beating Ascot! I got it for beating 50 kids in a Row! That's right Eren, You're Fucked! I LOVE Beating Children! And Looking Gud in this Ascot, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! i'M fUCKING wHILD Right Now! Over Powering Kids Fills my Self esteem! Ere you ever ridden a Horse? Aren't those thigngs fucken' Weird? Have you seen one of their dicks?

Mikasa: (oh my god)

Ascot Man: I remember the first time I saw one! I've felt like less of a man for years-

Mikasa: (He's really beating the shit out of that kid)

Ascot Man: -I've suffered from Gender identity issues until I beat the shit out of my first CHIIILD!

Eren: Please don't let me die at the hands of this Demon.

Ascot Man: Yeaaaah! I Love Children Tears.

Eren: You, must, fight!

Ascot Man: The Sun will come out!

Mikasa: I just stab this guy?

Ascot Man: Tomorrow!

Eren: If you don't fight...  

Ascot Man: Just Not for Yo Bitch Ass, I'm choking your Lights Out!

Eren: We will both die...

Ascot Man: Git Fuuucked! Man Eren You Gettin' Yo Ass WHOOOOOPED! (Man I wish I had someone around when I was a kid to Beat the shit outta me Like Man You Lucky Bitch! Even when I was a kid I knew I needed to get My Ass beat but noone would ever Hit Me! Do You know How Traumatic that Shit Is!?)

(Mikasa struggles on whether to act)

Ascot Man: (I had had the Worst Childhood Ever! All I Wanted was for my Dad to Really just Whip Mah Ass! Just one Good Slap On the Butt Cheek! But Nobody Ever Did! Now you Kids Have it So Easy Nowadays! Now I'm Gonna Beat the Shit Outta You HARDER NOW, You Fucking Bit-)

(Mikasa dceides to kill him and runs at him full speed with the knife)